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I would like you all to know, I added a couple new people to the site (besides Raven). I also added yet ANOTHER sidebar widget thing to show who the contributers are but I haven't filled it out yet because I don't really know WHO the contributers will be and I haven't thought of any clever jokes to put there since I've been suffering from Writer's Impotence over the past week.

First is a girl by the name of Sun from somewhere in CA. I know little about her as she is from inside of the internet. She works in the pornography business, but she doesn't work in the pornography business if you catch my drift. I find working in the porno film industry but not working in the porno film industry very interesting, and she sent me an e-mail asking to contribute, and really, that's how easy it is to get a spot writing for a mildly known blog. You need and interesting job and an E-mail address.

I am not really sure in what capacity she will be contributing in, since I believe we have varying tastes in music, but you know, whatever.

Second is my good friend Joe. He and my friend Kevin (and some guy named Mitch, whom I don't really know at all, outside of his rapping music), make cute little Youtube skits and they can predominantly be found over at the blog Cuddles Market. I would like to post their skits in order to give them publicity, but at the same time, I don't want to have to physically post their skits every time they make a new one because that would make it seem like I was riding their dicks, and I'm not. So I'm adding Joe and his lone job will be to post these skits that you may or may not find funny. Here are two of them:

Mini-Pepsis


Christopher Michael


That's all for now. Enjoy the rest of your day. Or don't. I don't care.