fat dudes with sweet voices

Hey guys,

If you are one of the few people that like(s?) Buncocky Cast and all the stupid videos I post, then you should check out Buncocky.com , as it will be the new home for my bullshit. Anyone who kept checking this blog in hopes of getting fine statements, declarations, and opinions on the hippity hoppps, were probably fed up with my bullshit, anyways. It's like, sometimes you just wanna read some shit about Pac or Bun B (I don't know who Bun B is but he has a funny name)and instead you're watching Brett Favre's racist ass have a butt-judging contest with his backyard homoboyz.

The main reason I am gonna stop posting stuff here all the time (not really all the time, but...you know... when I do)is because I feel kinda like...I guess like this site is promising you steak, you show up, and you find out that they're out of steak and only serving Steak 'Ums. I be the Steak 'Ums. And I feel like a jerk trying to remotely connect my dumb shit to rap music.

I'll post here still if it makes sense to. But my crap will be on Buncocky.com . Why the self important rant? Because I'd like to think I make a difference in the world. I'd like to think that what I do means something. And also, sometimes I want to post videos like this...



...but I'm mad scared that you guys will call me names and say mean stuff when all I want to do is kick back, get sensitive, and listen to fat dudes with sweet voices play happy melodies on the guitar.

XOXOXO,
Jay Pud

Buncocky Episode 21: It's All About Connections

Hey guys,

Buncocky Episode 21: It's All About Connections

Jay tells us why it's so hard to say goodbye, Mike says goodbye to his old life and hello to the World Series of Internet Gambling, Mike does not believe in Phil Collins and Jay really digs the new God CD, Bone Thugz, Rodeos and Beauty Pageants, Jay and Mike are scared of southerners, Jay and Mike prepare for their bar mitzvahs (they're already snipped, though), and so much more! 206.279.9972

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Akon Calls T-Pain. Funny.

Here is a funny video from Olde English,

No Brother Of Mine...

For about a month at the beginning of 2008 my brother and I were hopelessly addicted to a website called ibeatyou.com. The idea was that you could join silly and random contests against Phillipinos and Canadians: who could think of the best cartoon movie, or the best stupid something from the something something. Not my finest hour, I'll admit it, but you take the good with the bad. A year later, with my IBY career long over, my brother, who has lived the last couple of years in Canada, is still an allstar member and ranked 23rd in the world-- an insane and dorky achievement. Last night he put this video up. I fear the worst.



Crud.

Eating Makes Me Sad

This is called thinsporation. Girls watch this stuff to get inspired to work out with ana/mia (anorexia/ bulimia for the abbreviation impaired). This may make you vomit.



You were warned. I guess in the ana/mia thinspo circuit the motto/greeting is "Stay Strong!" Meaning, no joke, "Don't Eat!" or "Puke!"

Not Gonna Eat Today...
...Not Gonna Eat Tomorrow.



Eat Less. Beautiful Means Thin.

Finally, there's this video that's actually telling girls to not be anorexic.



If I was trying to be anorexic and fell into this bitch's self-righteous trap, I would switch to bulimia and vomit all over her fat face.

Buncocky episode 20: Suck My Balls, Squirt, Squirt!

Buncocky episode 20: Suck My Balls, Squirt, Squirt!: Mike Night School majors in Dreamiology with a minor in Symbiology and interprets Jay's down and dirty dreams, Mike sees some fat burners, Mr. E the Pickup Artist is a douche, Jay gets sex lessons from the internets, Mike is a creep, Mike hunkers down with 50 dollars to become a pro poker allstar, and you should call the Buncocky Hotline at 206.279.9972.

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XOXOXO

YOU+US=4EVA

Yours,
Jay and Mike